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metal purses and Japanese things

This is my newest thrifted treasure, a kitschy Japanese purse (click to read funny, incongruent verbiage!):Before you get on my case about the state of the economy and my own personal finances and what not, let me just say this: I needed it. Or, at least I am totally making it useful. It’s my new [...]

Chublet-speak

Here’s what she said: “Uh. Bebby. Ray-mo. Mommy!” (“I want baby rainbow, Mommy”).

Translation: “I’d like to use the little striped blanket tonight.”

For someone who absolutely adores studying foreign languages and is a total sucker for baby cuteness, this was like… like… a decadent pudding. Tofu-based, 100%-cacao with stevia for a sweetener.