just the condiments, please

Just when you think it’s safe to leave your children in front of a movie so you can take a quick shower…

your six year-old makes your almost-four year-old a sandwich.

What’s wrong with that, you say?

Here’s the list of ingredients:

Notice how she almost went for the kimchee but decided to break out the chutney instead.

bad investments

Well, the Corn Puppy lost a tooth yesterday, just as I’d predicted the night before. We were too wimpy to pull it out when we should have; it came out with lunch at school.

So we left the Tooth Fairy a nice note explaining the situation and hoped for the best. I guess her best, at [...]